Show of hands! Who else wants to be good at drawing just to get that perfect fanart they can never find for their ship?
[listens to a fall out boy song] yes this is my favorite [listens to another fall out boy song] this is also my favorite [listens to every fall out boy song] yes, my favorite
I GOTTA EMBRACE THE YUGIOH
I GOTTA SNIFF THE YUGIOH
I GOTTA LICK THE YUGIOH
I GOTTA WASH THE YUGIOH
I GOTTA DATE THE YUGIOH
I GOTTA BE THE YUGIOH
Establish your dominance on your first day back at school by challenging your classmates to a children’s card game and sending them to the shadow realm
My friend just said “oh my god, Act 5 is long as fuck” and I said “Yeah, but the trolls are cool” and he looked at me weird and I realized HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HAMLET AND NOW THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING
He used to be smaller than that toy. My daughter gave up one of her toys when Freddie was a baby so he wouldn’t be lonely. He’s loved that thing ever since. Carries it around the house, sleeps with it and gives it baths. How he meows with it in his mouth, I still don’t understand.
SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF
when a meme gets too overused it becomes… memeingless